[Avid-L2] OT: Bill Nye sighting

While dropping my daughter off for school this morning my wife ran into Bill Nye the science guy, who lives near the school.  Apparently they had a long "neighborly" chat.  When I heard about it I thought how cool but then driving to work it hit me.  Bill Nye is a guy and my wife is a girl what's going on here.  Obviously my wife has a thing for nerds, uh I mean really super cool nerds like me.  Did Bill Nye try to work his nerdly charm on my wife thinking she was just another geek groupie?  I'm now thinking I've got to stake my claim for my woman.  No suave scientist is gonna steal my girl!

So now the question is how do I open a can of nerd whoop ass on him?  Do I go to his house and scream, "Hey Bill Nye, the hit on my wife guy, come on out I've got an experiment for you.  It involves your face on my fist.  Constant bearing and decreasing range equals Bill Nye in the ER!"  Or do I just ring his door bell and when he answers grab his pocket protector and stomp on it? 

As you can tell I'm like H2O at 100 degree Celsius a.k.a really steamed.  ;-)  Note the smiley indicates an attempt at humor or should I say an experiment in humor given the subject matter.

John Moore

Barking Trout Productions

Studio City, CA

bigfish@pacbell.net

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