So if you had posted this to twitter it would be #FCPx #NSFWinBothSenses...
On 6/30/2011 9:59 PM, Benjamin Hershleder wrote:
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> WARNING:
> Very outrageous and naughty words ahead, which when put together make
> for incredibly funny sentences...
> That is, if you like that sort of thing.
> Me? I haven't laughed this hard in some time.
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> What follows was written by my friend, filmmaker & 10 year FCP user,
> Ben Rock in response to an email inquiry from one of his friends about
> FCPX. He has given me permission to pass it along. So, be a good
> person and visit his blog. He's a really smart, talented guy. However,
> for our UK members, I will state for the record that I do not agree
> with Ben regarding English food. I happen to like baked beans with
> breakfast and I love sausage rolls, Scotch eggs and fish ''n' chips :)
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> One last warning:
> Don't read any further if you're easily offended. I'm not kidding.
> Now, please excuse me while I wipe the laughter-induced tears from my
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> FINAL CUT PRO:
> If I may say so, the new FCP is a complete abortion, and a rancid
> syphilitic sore-covered cockslap in the mouth of anyone (myself
> included) who's used the editing software for the last decade. That
> being said, at $300, it's currently the cheapest editing package and
> it has nowhere to go but up, quality-wise - kind of like saying that
> anything tastes great after your first spoonful of baboon shit or
> British food. Read my latest blog (www.neptunesalad.wordpress.com) to
> see why I fucking hate the new Final Cut. If you've NEVER edited then
> you might not miss all of the great things they strip-mined out of
> this software package to make way for their cunt-numbing clusterfuck
> of retardation. And who knows, maybe I'm wrong and you'll love it's
> over-simplicity. For web-only video, it would probably work right now.
> Fuck them.
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