TO: Avid-L2
WARNING:
Very outrageous and naughty words ahead, which when put together make for incredibly funny sentences...
That is, if you like that sort of thing.
Me? I haven't laughed this hard in some time.
What follows was written by my friend, filmmaker & 10 year FCP user, Ben Rock in response to an email inquiry from one of his friends about FCPX. He has given me permission to pass it along. So, be a good person and visit his blog. He's a really smart, talented guy. However, for our UK members, I will state for the record that I do not agree with Ben regarding English food. I happen to like baked beans with breakfast and I love sausage rolls, Scotch eggs and fish ''n' chips :)
One last warning:
Don't read any further if you're easily offended. I'm not kidding.
Now, please excuse me while I wipe the laughter-induced tears from my eyes . . .
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FINAL CUT PRO:
If I may say so, the new FCP is a complete abortion, and a rancid syphilitic sore-covered cockslap in the mouth of anyone (myself included) who's used the editing software for the last decade. That being said, at $300, it's currently the cheapest editing package and it has nowhere to go but up, quality-wise - kind of like saying that anything tastes great after your first spoonful of baboon shit or British food. Read my latest blog (www.neptunesalad.wordpress.com) to see why I fucking hate the new Final Cut. If you've NEVER edited then you might not miss all of the great things they strip-mined out of this software package to make way for their cunt-numbing clusterfuck of retardation. And who knows, maybe I'm wrong and you'll love it's over-simplicity. For web-only video, it would probably work right now. Fuck them.
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